Bob Hope Remembers 1981’s 60th Anniversary from the N.F.L.

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Almost 30 Years Ago, Taxation was firmly ensconced within the Whitened House, Lady Diana had just married Prince Charles and also the Nfl was honoring its sixtieth anniversary. Hope and NBC made the decision the event had all of the earmarks of the highly-ranked television special.

Really, the concept have been introduced for them by producer Jane Upton Bell, daughter of Bert Bell, founding father of the Philadelphia Eagles, and among the NFL’s early commissioners. An old producer-director for Mike Douglas, Janie had all the talents the show would require – production experience combined by having an intimate understanding of the overall game and it is stars, past and offer. Furthermore, Hope was certain that the archival footage from the league’s embryonic years that they had use of were the very best film clips available. So far as the National football league was concerned, she was family.

The 2-hour special would area a group of first-string guest stars that incorporated Bette Davis, Olivia Newton-John, Barbara Mandrell, Howard Cosell, Susan Anton, Joe Namath, Don Knotts, George Gobel and Betty Whitened. Gridiron best incorporated Roger Staubach, Rosie Greer, Bob Lilley, George Blanda, Dick Butkus, Garo Youpremian and O.J. Simpson (remember him?) in addition to coaches Weeb Ewbank, George Allen and Hank Stramm.

Following the gold coin toss, we switched Hope loose with sufficient porcine references to create Jimmy Dean jealous:

“Tonight. we are honoring the sixtieth anniversary from the Nfl. 60 years. Football now instructions a few of the biggest audiences on tv. Why is this so? It’s sex, violence along with a message – do unto others harder and faster compared to what they can perform it unto you… They are all very good stars. I do believe it is the natural order of products as God intended. Sports athletes become stars and stars, become leader.”

Following a monologue, we segued to the first sketch occur a Betty Ford-style rehab clinic created for National football league coaches suffering the ravages of job stress. Discussing the treatment session with staff mental health specialist Betty Whitened were Hope, Weeb Ewbank, George Allen and Hank Stramm:

WEEB: Physician, so why do we must stay here?

BETTY: Well, you are struggling with an uncommon type of neurotic paranoia evidenced by severe manic-depression and sociopathic schizophrenia.

WEEB: Would you put that in laymen’s terms?

BETTY: Certainly. You are all cuckoo. Let me know, what pressed you within the edge?

WEEB: Being in most individuals light-beer advertisements (imitates) It is the taste. . . no, the calories. . . no the flavour… no, the calories.

BETTY: Then why have you do them?

WEEB: The Cash!

It works out the coaches aren’t anything but highly-compensated malingerers, faking mental illness just to obtain a couple of days off. It came to the conclusion with Weeb exclaimning because they sit lower for his or her mid-day poker game, “The best of this is, the proprietors are having to pay for this!”

-Lonesome- George Gobel started his career like a gentle, guitar-plucking country singer on the small radio station in Chicago. Gifted having a unique and friendly charm along with a wife he known to as -spooky old Alice,- he labored his in place to their own network variety show and then fascinated a brand new generation of audiences like a regular on “Hollywood Squares.”

Since George was quick by having an ad-lib coupled with an ear for comic dialog, we figured he’d be perfect becoming interpreter for any non-British speaking place kicker – and probably the most accurate in National football league history -Garo Youpremian. Hope interviews him:

HOPE: Request him why he made the decision to become football player.

GEORGE: A devisa acque footbol? (Garo solutions) He states while he always aspired to have large shoulders.

HOPE: Is sensible. Request him why best wishes place-kickers nowadays appear to become people from other countries.

GEORGE: Jabba lad borgamo foreinski? (Garo solutions) He states because not one of them were born within this country.

HOPE: Request him that which was his longest kick.

GEORGE: Meta linquoro keek distenso? (Garo solutions) Around an hour . 5. The ball hit the Goodyear blimp and stuck there.

With Garo like a guest, we’d an additional benefit. We observed within the biographical material supplied by his PR firm he was a proficient amateur singer, something the National football league had not promoted. Therefore we accompanied the comedy routine having a musical number with George and Hope — another illustration of Hope’s practice of benefiting from every carrying out skill a guest needed to offer.

Howard Cosell would be a former lawyer who, like a dutiful father, had volunteered to explain his son’s Pop Warner League game for any local radio station and saw his law career rapidly changed with a new and much more lucrative one – in broadcasting. He would be a well-known football fixture, added an aura of authenticity to the sports special offers, and was asked back many occasions. That one featured this essential Cosell segment that displayed the most popular commentator at his best:

HOPE: Would you just start speaking, or must i light a fuse?

COSELL: Robert, your facility for that jocular riposte, as well as your mastery of droll repartee does not extract a stride of risability from me.

HOPE: Howard, either thanks…or you’ll listen to my lawyer each morning – Howard, you are this type of personality, I would not even understand how to describe you.

COSELL: That’s easy, Bob. Essentially, I am a newspaper interpreter, focusing around the domain of sports endeavor, a commentator who prides

themself just as much on his dispassionate veracity as on his eloquent and informative reportorial aptitude.

HOPE: Can you create a needlepoint of this for me personally? I’ll hang it within my office. You have been on “Monday Evening Football” for a while now. Maybe you have considered retiring?

COSELL: Not ’til the kids are elevated.

HOPE: The kids?

COSELL: The Giffer and Danderoo [nicknames for his fellow sportscasters Frank Gifford and -Dandy- Don Meredith].

HOPE: Howard, thank you for being around.

COSELL: Robert, the gratification is noticeably and singularly mine. And really should any sort of circumstance necessitate the next reappearance on my small part, simply voice your supplication, also it will be made manifest.

HOPE: Thanks. Now I am going backstage to operate that through my decoder ring.

While planning our special, Janie Bell had a concept for any sketch that will involve the appointment from the National Football League’s first female commissioner. Like a daughter of 1, Janie was particularly thinking about the idea. She contacted Hope using the idea and that he loved it, too. However the large question was: Who could we book who will be a big enough screen presence to hold them back? After talking about several options, Hope themself emerged having a -someone- all of us agreed could be perfect: Bette Davis.

Though Liz ordinarily show up on television, every year, she located an enormous fund-raiser at Wolf Trap for the advantage of Helps research. Hope offered to create a guest appearance there, if she’d make one on our special. It had been a reciprocal, tax-free arrangement he’d used since vaudeville — bartering services without any IRS participation, always an advantage where Hope was concerned.

The sketch we authored happened in Liz’s office where she fields complaints from various pigskin stars accusing a George Steinbrenner-like team owner named Bobby Trueheart (Hope) of on-the-job harassment. They incorporated Joe Namath, George Blanda and O.J. Simpson, whose appearance ironically gave rise for this exchange:

LIZ: And you need to be O.J. Simpson.

O.J.: Well, I needn’t be, but with the money I have been making on advertisements recently, I believe I’ll stay him longer.

LIZ: I do not blame you. I help you on television morning, noon and evening.

Remember, it was 1981. He had not even bought the Bruno Magli footwear yet.

We required benefit of Janie’s use of early National football league film footage having a sketch in line with the pre-National football league company-backed teams that started doing offers, without standardized rules, on small-town fields and vacant lots. (In 2008, George Clooney directed and starred within the movie, “Leatherheads,” which happened throughout today.)

Interspersing live action using the grainy, black-and-whitened clips, we staged a game title featuring the kicking phenom, known “Crazy Nose Hope” using a group backed with a local laundry. The sketch incorporated a duet with Barbara Mandrell around the physical ravages of gamers known as “All-American Wreck.”

By having an entertaining balance of film clips, player interviews, music and comedy, this show would turn to be our greatest-ranked sports-designed special from the eighties. Having a 26 rating along with a 34 share, it handled to join up just as much Neilsen hang-time being an National football league kickoff. It had been nearly as good as striking the Goodyear blimp

Excerpted in the LAUGH MAKERS: A Behind-the-Moments Tribute to Bob Hope’s Incredible Gag Authors (c) 2009 by Robert L. Mills and released by Bear Manor Media.

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